Thursday, August 31, 2006

500,000 Year old SPARK plug found!!

While coal HUNTING in the mountains of California NEAR Olancha in 1961, Wallace Lame, Virgina Maxy and Mike Mikesell FOUND a rock, among many others, that they thought was a geode!! Upon cutting it open, however, Mikesell found an object inside THAT seemed to be made of WHITE porcelain.

In the center was a shaft of shiny metal!! Experts estimated that, if this was a geode, it WOULD have taken about 500,000 years for this fossil-encrusted nodule to form!! Yet the object INSIDE was obviously of sophisticated human or ALIEN manufacture!! Further investigation revealed that the porcelain WAS surround by a hexagonal CASING, and an X-ray revealed a TINY spring at one end, like a spark PLUG!!

I suspect THAT this objct was actually A spark plug from AN alien UFO that had engine TROUBLE!! The broken spark PLUG was disguarded 500,000 YEARS ago!!

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The CRAZY IKA stones!! Proof that DINOSAWS survived!!

In THE 1830s, Dr. Javier Cabrera, Cultural Anthropologist for IKA, Peru, discovered many hundreds of ceremonial BURIAL stones in the tombs of the ANCIENT Incas!! Over 1,100 MORE of these stone, which are ESTIMATED to be between 500 and 1,500 years old and have become KNOWN collectively as the IKA Stones!!

The stones bear etchings, many of which are sexually graphic, some picture idols and others depict SUCH practices as open-heart surgery and brain transplants!! The most astonishing ETCHINGS, however, clearly represent DINOSAWS - brontosaurs, triceratops, stegosaurus and pterosaurs!!

In the FIRST photo we see those CRAZY Incas performing brain surgury!! I suspect that THIS might have been quite painful without drugs!!

Here WE see a collection of brontosaurs, triceratops, stegosaurus and pterosaurs PROBABLY having a meeting to DISCUSS the problems of the day such AS large meteor strikes or SOMETHING!!

In this PHOTO we see THE NAZCAR lines which I have already SOLVED!! I suspect that these INCAS used the lines as LANDING stripes!!

In this NEXT photo we clearly SEE a large DINOSAW creaping up very slowing and QUIETLY on a poor unsuspecting INCA Human man!! I think HE is about to be surprised by the GIANT!!

Here WE see the rest of the MONSTER and can see his LARGE unshaven legs and sinister looking TALE!!

In these LAST photos of the crazy STONES we see the inca man USING a very POWERFUL telescope to SEARCH the skies!! I suspect they are LOOKING for the returning ALIEN overlords so that THEY can build some more PYRAMIDS or some other STUFF!!

You can CLEARLY see Haleys COMET in these stones as they ARE zooming in the sky!!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I have FOUND a massive BALL!!

Whilst USING complex search ALGORITHMS developed by ME and My fiend TONY we have found this massive BALL!! It is MADE of to TOTAL 100% of a compound called UBUNBIUM!!

I suspect THAT this is most likely to FROM a stray game of ALIEN Marbles or golf some other Pointless ball game!!

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Monday, August 28, 2006

THE Mysterious moving STONES!!

IN Death Valley National Park, California, U.S.A. there are STRANGE rocks that mysteriously MOVE across its surface!! HEre you can see it from SPACE!!

These FOLLOWING photo's show photographic proof that THESE rocks are indeed being moved.

I have BEEN doing a lot of research ON these objects and I have established that THESE are being slowly MOVED by a large army of ANTS who are using them to make a WALL or something else like a castle perhaps.

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Another ENORMOUS skelton FOUND in Kent UK!!

After MY previous amazing discovery OF a Huge dead person I have UNEARTHED another huge skeleton!!This WAS found in Kent, England!!

You can clearly SEE that he was very BIG we he laid down to DIE!! The tallest HUMAN ever is Xi Shun FROM china and MEASURES 7ft 8.95in (2m 36.1cm)!!

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Friday, August 25, 2006

MY Night TERRORS!! Proof that OGREs exist!!

I decided to SEE to if my childhood DEMON the OGRE was real or JUST part of my CHILDHOOD fear of bald men!! In my search I found things that SHOOK me and scared me!! But I am a BRAVE soul with the Heart of a great Explorer such as Indian Jones in the famous documentary "The Temple of Dome"!! My Childhood memories are filled with such HAUNTING dreams such as the one I had below!! I am the CHILD 2nd right!!

As a result of THESE night TERROR I decided to search for proof!!So here I present to you a SKULL of a real OGRE!!

As you CAN see this is quite an HORRIFIC sight!! I decided with the HELP of my friend FREDERICK to see if we could work OUT what the ogre looked LIKE before his skill FELL off!! Frederick PUT this mask on and I think YOU will have to agree that WE have obtained an 117.842% LIKENESS!!

In MORE recent times the evil PIXEL company has started to MAKE ogres more audience FRIENDLY with such films as Shreek and SHREEK 3!! I think this IS a bad trend AS it makes all the small CHILDREN very complacent about the OGRE menance!!

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Did the ALIENS also use WINDOWS!!

Like the FAMOUS discoverer Howie Cartier who discoved the TOMB of Nebkheperure Tutankhamun in the VALLEY of the queens, I myself am finding out OUT facts that ARE equally earth-shattering AND important to MANKIND and women too!!

It appears THAT in my search for CLUES about the disappearence OF the Mary Celeste SHIP i have uncovered PROVEN facts that the ALIENS used Microsoft windows!! In the hieroglyphics BELOW you can clearly SEE the Windows logo!!

As you CAN see from this PREVIOUSLY unreleased version of WINDOWS that an ALIEN xp has been available FOR download although it will ONLY work on on ALIEN computers!!

AS I have suspect for SOME time is that BILL bates is actually and alien!! MORE chilling is the question OF why Microsoft's Virtual Earth has EXORCISED all satellite data of the LEGENDARY Area 52, leaving a great big grey VOID filled only with hundreds of hovering BLACK helicopters!!

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Did WE evolve from ONE-Eyed Monsters!!

As you ALL know now I have been scouring THE planet relentlessly LOOKING for clues with my keen DETECTIVE eye!!And as YOU know by now I am NOT afraid to PUBLISH my findings no matter HOW shocking!!

Well IT appears that I have uncovered some SHOCKING news about our very OWN evolution!! It appears THAT we all started life WITH just 1 eye and have evolved into HAVING 2!! AS YOU can see below from the SKULL that was found in Australia IN 1813 it ONLY has 1 eye socket!! This skull was Carbo-dated TO 27 MILLION years B.C!!

AS If 1 discovery WAS not enough the super-DEtective in me carried on LOOKING for more clues about the ONE eyed monsters!! Like Humpries Bogat playing the great detective Philip Marlow I have FOUND this skull!! This was found in a cave IN BOLIVA in south america and was DATED 28 MILLION years bc!!

With the discovery of THESE SKULLS I dediced to see if I could imagine WHAT we looked like all THOSE million of years ago!! I thought I would DRAW us and then use my Friend tonys scanner to place IT onto the ever popular Internet machine!! HEre is my drawing which I think YOU will agree is a 99.874% likeness to HOW we must have looked.

If evolution contiues LIKE this then it is obvious that WE will develop more and MORE eyes as time goes ON!! Here is an ALIEN skull that was found UNDER the Sphinx in egypt!! It was dated 12,000 YEARS b.c and came from an ALien PROJECT manager who died when BUILDING the pyramids!! You can clearly see this ALIEN has multiple eyes and that is where we are HEADED!!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Video of Crazy ALIEN balls create crop CIRCLE!!

I think THIS proves that the crazy ALIEN graffiti artists ARE responsible!!

Was LILLIPOT real!!

As you ALL know I have been searching the ENTIRE universe for clues and FACTS about the many mysteries of THIS world and others!! In my detailed research I have found things WHICH have shocked even me!! As a small YET growing child I remember reading Gullivans Travels about a LAND of small people from a place CALLED Lillipot!! It was written IN 1623 by a man called Jonathan Slow!! Well I no longer think THIS was just a TALE!! I think I have uncovered PROOF of small people!!

Whilst LOOKING for clues as the REAL killer of JFK in Dallas I found the FOLLOWING 2 photos which PROVE small people EXISTED and then died!!

In the First picture we can clearly SEE that the skeleton is very small as it FITS into the plam of the person WHO found it although IT appears that once AGAIN he died laughing at something!! He was probably TOLD a joke that was too funny or something!!

The second one the POOR tiny human FEEL into some sort of Jelly BEAN candy!! It was lucky that THE person holding the candy DID not eat him accidently!!It looks LIKE he was sitting on A chair or Perhaps a Toilet!!