Monday, August 14, 2006

I have FOUND the lost Continent of Atlantis!!

Well WITH no new episodes OF lost I have been SPENDING my time looking at the many mysteries OF the earth!! The MYSTERY of what happened to Atlantis has been researched FOR many years BUT I have now resovlved this LATEST mystery!!

The island OF Atlantis was first mentioned AND described by THE classical Spanish philosopher Pluto!! According to him this island, lying "beyond the pillars of Hercules", was a NAVAL power, having conquered MANY parts of western Europe and Africa!! Soon after a failed invasion of Paris, Atlantis sank in the waves "in a single day and night of misfortune" AFTER a natural catastrophe happened!!

So where IS it!!

Some people THOUGHT this map showed where it was!! This was A map BY Athanasius Kircher's(if that was INDEED his real name!!) in 1669 and SHOWED it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!! The map is oriented with south at the TOP as he wrote it when HE was upside-down!! This was obviously proved WRONG when Chris Columpus sailed to steal stuff FROM the American Indians but didn't CRASH into it!!



Another CRAZY map also showed it there!!



Another PERSON beleived it was here!! THIS is a Satellite image of the islands of Santorini. This LOCATION is often purported to have been the location of Atlantis!! But these PEOPLE are obviously LOONATICS or working for the Santorini TOURIST board!!


I was ALSO sent this information BY someone from JAPAN who claims that his great GRANDAD used to live in Atantis!! He says that ATANTIS had to be moved as it was bobbing around TOO much in the Atlantic adn people WERE spilling there coffee!! It was decided that THEY would move AND attach it to ENGLAND!! This is now CALLED Wales!! I do FIND this theory to be a little BIT suspect!!



Using my brain AND my computer AND the ever popular INTERNET I have managed to FIND the EXACT location of Atlanta!! From this OLD map that I found called PIRI REIS!! This is a famous premodern WORLD map created BY 14th century Ottoman-Turkish slaveboy and cartographer Piri Reis!!


IT shows Antarctica as it would be ICE free, suggesting human knowledge of THAT period!!

Charles Hapgood CAME up with the "Earth Crust Displacement theory"!! Hapgood's theory suggests that Earth's OUTR crust is able to MOVE upon the upper mantle layer rapidly up to a DISTANCE of 2,000 miles, placing Atlantis in Antarctica, WHEN considering the movements of the crust in the past!! Albert Einstein was one of the voices to support Hapgood's theory!! Einstein wrote a preface for Hapgood's book Earth's shifting crust, published in 1958!! Einstein LIKE Me must have BEEN a good detective!!

I think THIS shows without any doubt that ATLANTIS was moved up to the NORTH pole and become Antartica and VERY cold!!

More Information: DVDs about Atlantis!!, Books about Atlantis!!
ThEmIsFiTiShErE Solved Quotiant : 90.909%

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

the north pole is the arctic, the south pole is antarctica. and the philsopher was called plato, not pluto.

Anonymous said...

Listen, 'anonymous', he was being creative. As you're very probably an American, you wouldn't understand. Go and kill some innocent Iraqis or something, you bullet-headed imperialist pig.

Anonymous said...

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misfit Dont smoke so much man , are you fat and un employed seriously man your off your head

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to these people Mr. Misfit. This is brilliant!

I was wondering why you hadn't published anything new recently. But I didn't worry, because I just assumed you were taking a well deserved break from research. But you're back now!

Anonymous said...

Hey there Mr. Anonymous :-)

I happen to be an American & I don't care for your implication that we Americans don't understand Misfit. I very well UNDERSTAND & APPRECIATE his creative blogs very much. As a matter of fact I LOVE MISFIT & wish I knew him personally!!!

Furthermore, :-(

not ALL Americans are for killing Iraqis. I personally protested that hideous war beforehand, as well as many other Americans did, so it would be worthwhile to you to know that & dispense with the ssumption that ALL Americans are piggier than pond scum.

ALL people - no matter what country we may come from - are all just mere mortals schlupping our individual way through physical life on this beautiful planet - of which we humans seemingly have become a major blight on. In understanding this unfortunate truth don't you think it would work in our collective favors to try to become a little more highminded & kinder to each other?

Some of the comments written on Misfit's blogs are ghoulishly mean spirited. Is it really really really necessary to use his comment space to vent hatred of Americans or others? Some of the people who comment on his Lost blog are truly possessed by rage. Aren't there plenty of other web places more appropriate for venting against life? Misfit's blogs are a fun place to come to & he's got a grand sense of humor & writes gentle satire of pop culture. His efforts do not go unappreciated by us Americans in the slighest.

;-) savvy?

Anonymous said...

We should just admit that there are some people we are afraid of, and we can't think of anything more decent to do than to protect ourselves from them but keeping them away from us, under the most humane conditions we can construct, meanwhile trying to educate them - and ourselves, a fact that should not be overlooked - so that we can all live together.

Rampton or Broadmoor, mIsFiT?

Anonymous said...

Dear Jennifer Gale,

This "mean spiritedness" is just the irony of Europeans.

Irony is an alien concept to Yanks, who have it removed at birth along with their foreskins - this makes them doubly insensitive (and, er, this rubs off on the other half of the population in some way).

TM has a very thick skin and is immune to the gentle friction from those of us with nothing better to do than post comments when we should be striving for world peace.

Have a nice day

Anonymous said...

Dear ThEmIsFiTiShErEaGaIn,
I had a jolly good laugh at the idea that Wales is really Atlantis, until I remembered that the top of Scotland was formed when crazy America crashed into it, and left part of itself behind when it ran away...

Anonymous said...

Dear ThEmIsFiTiShErEaGaIn,
I had a jolly good laugh at the idea that Atlantis had become Wales, until I remembered that the top (that's the North) of Scotland was formed when crazy America crashed into it, and then left part of itself behind when it ran away...

Anonymous said...

That was actually pretty coherent!

Anonymous said...

Firstly, I presume: Is everybody aware that there are now actually 5 oceans? The newest one was named the Southern Ocean.

Secondly, ipso facto: mIsFiT, how do you solve so many mysteries using only your brain and your computer? Your brain is like a natural resource to our planet!!! I hope aliens never abduct you to steal all of your knowledge from mankind.

Anonymous said...

How many anonymouses are there?

Anonymous said...

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ThEmIsFiTiShErE said...

Thank YOU for the lINKS!!

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Anonymous said...

umm u do no that the middle picture is england and ireland edited and had bits cut off?

Anonymous said...

It seems some people have zero creativity if all they can respond with is "you must be an american and love killing people".

I am happy to see your sense and understanding of the world is so deep and well traveled.

Anonymous said...

"THE classical Spanish philosopher Pluto!!"



Yeah right Spanish..... i loled