Monday, August 21, 2006

Were Ancienct CAVEMEN flying around in Airplanes!!

When I was SOLVING the Ancient Astronaut MYSTERIES I started to read EVERY single wall carving and HIEROGLYPHIC I could find!! In my long (137 minutes) AND sometimes dangerous research I have UNCOVERED proof that the cavemen who scrawled the carvings WITH their hairy hands WERE expert flyers and probably went on LONG trips to other parts of THE world!! I suspect that the ALIENS left behind a lot of Planes AS a big thank you for Building the pyramids AND large cat faces!!

The DIAGRAMS that I have uncovered below are Wall Carvings found in Abydos which is IN EGYPT!!


Here is a ZOOM shot of the carvings!!



If we ZOOM even closer you can see strange airplanes AND stuff!!



And again THIS one shows very clearly A helicopter!!



In 1898, a peculiar SEX-inch wooden object was found in a TOMB at Saqquara, Egypt that dated back to about 200 BC (before christmas)!! The object had a BODY or fuselage, seven-inch WINGS that curved downward slightly, a fixed RUDDER and a tail!! It looked very MUCH like a modern airplane or GLIBER!! But since airplanes had not yet been invented in 1898 (never mind ancient Egypt in 200 BC!!)



Here are SOME detail drawings of the object to SHOW how plane like it was!!



I think YOU will agree that these are Identical to the cavemen drawings!!



To add FURTHER proof I also found some GOLD models in SOUTH America which are over 10000 years old!! They look distinctly mechanical WITH their delta-shaped wings, stabilizer fins and rudder!! It even has WHAT looks like a pilot's seat in the RIGHT place!!



Along WITH my discovery of the NASCAR lines as landing pads!! This proves that ancient man WAS flying merrily around the SKIES!! These planes have ALL since been lost as the ancient pilots probably CRASHED a lot once their ALIEN co-pilots left TO go home, and they did not know how to put more PETROL in!!

More Information: Books about Ancient FLYING things!!
ThEmIsFiTiShErE Solved Quotiant : 102.927%

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

NERD!!!!!!!! 137 MINUETS GET A LYFE, AND UR SO STUIPED IF THE CAVEMEN STUMBLED ON FIRE, KEY WORD STUMBLED AND DIDN'T SPEEK FLUENT ENGLISH THEN I DOUBT THEY COULD FLY U MORON, GO FUCK A GOAT U GAY BASTARD

Anonymous said...

Poor Jeff cre, it looks like you need both Anger management lessons and a spell check.

Anonymous said...

MiSfIt,
You are so wise. Are you in contact with Aliens? How DO you get your info? You truely are amazing! Keep up the good work!
Ivanna

Anonymous said...

Poor Jeff Cre, looks like you're an American.

Anonymous said...

Very mysterious...

And just as mysterious... I am curious, Misfit: Can you explain your capitalisation scheme? Some of the oddest words appear in all caps.

Mike said...

hMm, I guess i never noticed YOUR capitalisation scheme, mIsFiT - are you perhaps sending SECRET codes of intelligensia that only A FeW select readers understand? Or does your Cap Locks key just get stuck sometimes like mine.....

The concept of prehistoric man having the power of flight really does explain alot - keep up the good work!!!

Anonymous said...

ya im not american im canadian and ya thats funny cuz americans are stupied, i am not very smart and i dont care if i can spell, but atleast i live a better life then spending 137 minuets on something as stupied as this subject find out who killed kendy already!

Anonymous said...

I resent the comment that Jeff Cre must be an American! I may be a "Stupied" American, but I'm smart enough to "get" this website!
I love you, MiSfIt!!!
Ivanna

Anonymous said...

Who IS Kendy?

Anonymous said...

"jeff cre said...
NERD!!!!!!!! 137 MINUETS GET A LYFE, AND UR SO STUIPED IF THE CAVEMEN STUMBLED ON FIRE, KEY WORD STUMBLED AND DIDN'T SPEEK *FLUENT ENGLISH* THEN I DOUBT THEY COULD FLY U MORON, GO FUCK A GOAT U GAY BASTARD" \
why would ancient people speak fluent english u moron
where would they pick the language up from
r u saying that u would never be able to master a flying machine because you cant speak ancient languages coz that wat it sounds like