Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Lock Nest Monster finally SOLVED!!

The Lock Nest Monster, SOMETIMES called Nesty or Nest is a mysterious and unidentified animal or GROUP of creatures said to inhabit Lock Nest, a large DEEP saltwater lock near the city of Aberdeen in northern SCOTLAND!!

Here ARE some photos of the monster!!







I have examined MOST of the photos ON the internet NOW and I ahve DISCOVERED the truth BEHIND the monster!! The Lock Nest monster is actually an ELEPHANT!!

These PHOTOs prove beyond ANY dount that it is AN african Elephant in the LAKE!!



More Information: Books about the Lock NEST monster!!
ThEmIsFiTiShErE Solved Quotiant : 93.771%

32 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Well Misfit,This is actually quite funny as well as making a small bit of sense! It isn't as serious as your previous posts and yet is quite entertaining and plausable!
Thank you Misfit!

Anonymous said...

u wanker your just going off lost and only working on stupod ufos!!!!

Anonymous said...

elephants dont live in the ocean

Anonymous said...

you may be rite about this one coz there was a travaling scottish circus in the early 20th century that let its elephants drink and refresh in loch "NESS" (not nest)
and loch ness is nowere neer aberdeen its close to inverness

Anonymous said...

OMG! i think u are right... u are the best. Keep em' coming.

Anonymous said...

OMG! i think u are right... u are the best. Keep em' coming.

Anonymous said...

African elephant in scoland?

You need to search if an elephant was ever to be found in scotland.

ThEmIsFiTiShErE said...

Lock NEST is not an ocean!! I think you NEED to study a bit harder at SCHOOL!!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel as though the misfit is the ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANY RESEARCH!!!!! And yes - all of you need to try HARDER AT SCHOOL!!

Loch Nest is going to be tough to crack.

93.771% - there's some way to go.

perhaps others out there have some evidence that can SHINE A LIGHT on this?

Anonymous said...

I never would have thought of that awesome yet again

Anonymous said...

hey that makes sense good job .. except that first - i find it pretty hard to believe that no one would have spotted the elephant and second - an elephant cannot live in the 800 ft depth of Loch Ness lake... nice try though.

Anonymous said...

Not your best work ever, but still good. Fox Mulder once had an encounter with a Loch Ness-like monster who the locals referred to as Big Blue. Mulder was able to survive the encounter but never got any hard evidence as to whether the creature existed or not.

Anonymous said...

They're not aliens, they're just Chinese people.

Anonymous said...

Seriously...do you mean Loch Ness? Or have you made up some fictional elephant-bearing lake called Loch Nest? LOL Nice how you tell others to go back to school and then repeat really stupid mistakes over and over again. Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

Of course! An elephant! Why didn't I think of that?
Oh, and the pictures are fake, the person who took them actually confessed that they were fake so STFU

Anonymous said...

Of course! An elephant! Why didn't I think of that?
Oh, and the pictures are fake, the person who took them actually confessed that they were fake so STFU

Anonymous said...

Hello Misfit could you also research "Champ" - its a sea monster that lives in Lake Champlain in northeast New York state & people who've seen it say it resembles the Loch Ness monster. Maybe they're related.

ThEmIsFiTiShErE said...

I will TRY!! Please can you add it AS a comment to mY TO DO LIST!!

Anonymous said...

Either you have discovered the mystery of the Loch Nest monster but accidently used pictures of the Lock Ness monster or...well...this one not really plausible.

Do a bit more research and get the image of the Sonar Probe from 1972 from the studies led by Dr Robert H. Rines and the images from his 1975 expedition.

Movement of a large object was detected by the sonar and images of large 'bodies' from the underwater camera. You may say this confirms your theory that it is a large elephant...but 70 feet down?

Think you may need to go back to the drawing board with this one.

Maybe look into other 'monsters' such as Ogopogo in lake Okanagan...canadas lock ness monster.

Keep up the good work...you'll get there eventually.

Anonymous said...

AN ELEPHANT!!! ARE U STUPID, THEY CANT GO THAT FAR IN THE WATER, THEY WOULD DROWND, AND THEY DONT STICK THERE HOLE HEAD UNDER WATER THATS JUST STUPIED!! MAN U ARE TRULLY WACO!

Anonymous said...

ye datz true it was from a circus its already been solved unlucky

Anonymous said...

It´s not his theory you f*cking retards! Neil Clark at the univeristy of Glasgow came to that conclusion and it is a very reasonable such if you read the whole story.

Anonymous said...

Misfit: U need to go back to school you too, your grammar stinks..

ThEmIsFiTiShErE said...

You is spelt YOU!!

Anonymous said...

Please up your solved quotient to 100.99%, as you have undoubtedly completely solved this LocheleNest mystery.

Why aren't you on Fox news?

Anonymous said...

fox news is gay

Anonymous said...

are u like out of ideas, u have dun this fucking article once, u said it was an elepphant and i said elephants cant go out that far or they'll die fuck man

Anonymous said...

Fucking shut up!im gonna come and look for you i have friends in Aberdeen so it wont be hard to look for a lyer!

Your the biggest Prick ive come across!!!

And on your lost blog we still aint seen pics of ur little trip to the states to see the Lost Premire.

Anonymous said...

hey,my name is Ayaan Jenova.Call me as you wish but i'm gonna tell u that the Lock Nest could be a giant robot programmed by some secret engineers which contains a special material on it n can resist depth of water or water.It may b made for scaring people.

if u have any other ideas then post it.Please.........

Anonymous said...

HEY! ELPHANTS CANT LIVE UNDER WATER

Anonymous said...

HA!HA!FINALY SOMEONE DISCOVERED NESSY'S/ELEPHANT'S SECRET BUT TO BAD IT'S NOT A MISTERY ANY MORE IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LEGEND SOME DAY

Anonymous said...

HA HA FINALY SOME1 DISCOVERD THE SECRET OF NESSY TO BAD IT'S NOT MITH ANY MORE